Recipe for lonliness:
1 cup sadness
1/2 cup complaints
3 tbsp self deprecation
1/4 tsp self entitlement
Mix all ingredients together in a big bowl, and set them aside for 22 years in a tightly wrapped bowl. Unwrap, and enjoy.
Dear self,
If you don't stop being a miserable old bitty, you're going to end up alone. Smarten up.
ps, don't add onions to your salad anymore, the tastes do not mesh well.
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